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What Scott needs...

I have seen this meme on a couple of LJs and I thought that this time I would try it. Go to google and do a search on "[your name] needs" and then post the first 10 that come up. 9 & 10 were the same so I posted the first 11. I guessed that with a common name that is used as both a first and last name that I would get a pretty boring list.
I should have also known that it would be fraught with sexual innuendo.

Here goes:

1)Scott NEEDS Nude Models
2)Scott needs This!
3)Scott needs to ask himself how he would have handled an officer who put concerns for a friend over the demands of the job.
4)Scott needs Help from Maryland Players
5)Scott needs warp power NOW
6)Scott needs Mozilla
7)Scott needs a real serious butt chewing
8)Scott needs to be shown the back door and he needs to go spend a year in meditation under the Dalai Lama.
9)Scott needs a ride
10)Scott needs A Change Of Style



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Oct. 4th, 2007 05:14 pm (UTC)
I'll agree with numbers 7 and 9.

Oct. 5th, 2007 04:30 am (UTC)
Yeah, I was a bit surprised that Google knew what I needed.

it made me laugh and tingle with an-tici-pation!

Oct. 5th, 2007 04:49 am (UTC)
Google knows...even when nobody else does.

Oct. 4th, 2007 05:43 pm (UTC)
Okay, this was hilarious.
1. Michael needs Mum
2. Michael needs a girlfriend
3. Michael Needs a life without cock
4. Michael Needs to find his place again
5.Michael Needs to feel a bit more loved.
6. Michael Needs to learn that for every man there is a condom
7. Michael needs a clone
8. Michael Needs help now
9. MIchael needs You.
10. Michael needs a strong father and a nurturing mother.
Oct. 5th, 2007 04:31 am (UTC)
Re: Okay, this was hilarious.
Well, I must say!
I heartedly disagree with 2 and 3
But I kind of like the idea of 7 & 9 :)
Oct. 4th, 2007 06:06 pm (UTC)
Scott needs to feel mah jong tiles under his hands and to hear the delightful clacking of a well-mixed game!

I know I do! (((Scott)))
Oct. 5th, 2007 04:34 am (UTC)
OH YES! I agree. But You know that I have become some sort of work-a-holic. Currently, (when I not sleeping) I am getting ready for my trip to Orlando in a week.

I do so miss your company! I swear that we will see eachother again soon.

Oct. 5th, 2007 04:44 am (UTC)
I know it well!

Play as hard as you work, m'dear... and have a great time in Orlando!!

Me and Laura keep you in our thoughts!
Oct. 4th, 2007 09:44 pm (UTC)
Mine weren't quite as funny on the whole:

1. Doug needs money.
2. Doug needs to cool down.
3. Doug needs to sell videos of his exploits.
4. Doug needs a life.
5. Doug needs more than a seminar.
6. Doug needs a desktop publishing pro.
7. Doug needs to be in PP more.
8. Doug needs to give voters more credit.
9. Doug needs a key for the greenhouse, as well as the shop behind the gym.
10. Doug needs professional help.
Oct. 5th, 2007 04:37 am (UTC)
I think I kind of like #3! Don't know what PP is unless it is PeePee..... :)
Oct. 4th, 2007 09:58 pm (UTC)
Might I help with the butt chewing? hehe
Oct. 5th, 2007 04:37 am (UTC)
ooooOOOO! you are making me tingle!
Oct. 5th, 2007 02:44 am (UTC)
Scott needs a real serious butt chewing...

Hmmmmm... Yum!
Oct. 5th, 2007 04:38 am (UTC)
Oh, you like that Idea, do you? That make 2 of us!
Oct. 5th, 2007 04:50 am (UTC)
Gotta be careful with Gryphon's, though. He assures me he can't handle a good chewin'. :-)

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Oct. 9th, 2007 07:48 pm (UTC)
Re: My results---
Have you thought about 6 and what your RollerDeby name would be....

Glad to hear that 8 is out of the question.
Oct. 5th, 2007 10:53 pm (UTC)
I liked my results...
1. Ed needs a Hummer and then it just went into Special Education which is my nickname if I eat a whacky brownie...."Special Ed", LOL
Oct. 9th, 2007 07:50 pm (UTC)
I have always thought that you are "Special" and not in a short-bus kind of special.
Oct. 6th, 2007 08:22 am (UTC)
Jake needs...
1-Money for a hooker
2-red paint
3-A woman
4-A good home
5-Voice lessons
6-To purchase guitars for $900
7-Hip replacement surgery
8-To shave
9-To take more showers
10-To get on a plane to the UK on the 20th
Oct. 9th, 2007 07:58 pm (UTC)
You changed your LJ nic.... Was the bear thing getting confusing?

Oct. 10th, 2007 05:47 am (UTC)
Yeah...Plus I was just getting tired of that username anyway.
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